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The Daily Whisker
Thursday, 19 March 2026No. 1 · Late edition

Fined £520K. Sent a hamster.

Nigel J. Whiskerford, a giant hamster in a Godzilla costume holding a peanut, standing over Tokyo Unpaid
Giant: Nigel J. Whiskerford in Tokyo, "dressed up as Godzilla and holding an equally giant peanut".

By our rodent affairs desk

Britain's online regulator fined 4chan £520,000. The site's lawyer answered with a picture of a giant hamster.

Ofcom has confirmed £520,000 in penalties against 4chan under the Online Safety Act 2023.

4chan is based in the US and says it has no assets in Britain. Its lawyer, Preston Byrne, replied that the fine was too big for Mr. Whiskers, the hamster sent after Ofcom's first fine.

So it went to his giant cousin, Nigel J. Whiskerford, who was "touring in Japan".

Full story, page 2

"The Brits don't get to colonize American companies operating out of America."Nico Perrino, free-speech group FIRE

Ofcom's enforcement director, Suzanne Cater, said the regulator would act against firms that fall short: "The UK is setting new standards for online safety."

Sources: Preston Byrne on X · Reclaim The Net · RollOnFriday · Reason

The Daily WhiskerThursday, 19 March 20262
The backstory

How a British law came for an American website

Ofcom says the Online Safety Act reaches any website people in Britain can visit. 4chan says Britain can't collect from a company with nothing in Britain.

By our rodent affairs desk

The Online Safety Act became law in 2023. It gives Ofcom, the UK's communications regulator, the power to fine websites that people in Britain can reach, wherever those websites are based.

4chan is run from the United States and says it has no offices, staff or assets in Britain. Ofcom opened an investigation into the site in June 2025.

The first fine

Ofcom then fined 4chan £20,000 for not answering its information requests, plus £100 for every day the answers didn't arrive. 4chan's lawyer, Preston Byrne, replied with a hamster joke. The hamster was Mr. Whiskers.

Three breaches

On 19 March Ofcom confirmed that 4chan had broken the Act three ways: no suitable risk assessment for illegal content, terms of service that don't say how users are protected, and no "highly effective age assurance" to keep children from pornography. The penalties total £520,000, of which £450,000 is for the missing age checks.

"The United Kingdom lost the American Revolutionary War."Preston Byrne, 4chan's lawyer

Nothing to seize

4chan argues a British regulator cannot enforce British fines against an American company with nothing in Britain to seize, and has taken Ofcom to court in the United States.

Ofcom says it has started work to recover unpaid fines, and has warned it could ask UK internet providers to block the site.

How it unfolded

  1. 2023The Online Safety Act becomes law.
  2. June 2025Ofcom opens an investigation into 4chan.
  3. 2025First fine: £20,000, plus £100 a day. Mr. Whiskers replies.
  4. 12 February 2026Ofcom issues a provisional decision.
  5. 19 March 2026£520,000 confirmed. Nigel J. Whiskerford replies.

£520,000Total penalties. Unpaid.

Sources: Ofcom's decision email, published by Preston Byrne · Computing · Computing · AOL · Reason

3Thursday, 19 March 2026The Daily Whisker
Letters

The reply that started it all

Ofcom emailed 4chan its £520,000 decision on 19 March. The site's lawyers answered the same day. We print the reply in full.

Ofcom,

Thanks. As has been explained to your agency, ad nauseam, the United Kingdom lost the American Revolutionary War. We are not in the mood to discuss the matter further, and have not been in the mood for 250 years.

I note for the record that, last time your agency sent my client a censorship fine, we responded with a hamster joke. Since you have now sent my client a giant fine, a fine so large that Mr. Whiskers' enclosure is not big enough to contain it, we will need to send the fine to Mr. Whiskers' giant hamster cousin, Nigel J. Whiskerford. Unfortunately, Nigel is out of the country this week, touring in Japan. Here's a picture of Nigel in Tokyo, dressed up as Godzilla and holding an equally giant peanut.

Isn't he just the cutest?

My client reserves all rights and waives none. Reserved rights include the right to sue you again and/or to respond to future correspondence with an even larger rodent, such as a marmot.

Or, maybe, you could just stop sending Americans stupid letters and acknowledge the sovereignty of the United States.

Byrne & StormCounsel for 4chan

Nigel J. Whiskerford in a Godzilla costume over Tokyo, beside the 4chan logo
Making headlines: Nigel as pictured by Reason magazine, 23 March 2026. Image: Reason.
"Isn't he just the cutest?"

What's next

Byrne is helping draft a model "UK Free Speech Act 2026", which he hopes a British MP will take up. It would move UK law closer to America's First Amendment.

Sources: Preston Byrne on X, 19 March 2026 · Reason

The Daily WhiskerTuesday, 20 October 20264
Stop press · The verdict

Lost the case. Won the war.

A US judge threw out 4chan's lawsuit against Ofcom. In the same ruling, he explained why Ofcom's fines may never be collected in America.

By our legal affairs hamster

In August 2025, 4chan and Lolcow LLC, which runs the forum Kiwi Farms, sued Ofcom in federal court in Washington, DC. They asked the court to declare that Ofcom's orders cannot be enforced in the United States.

Ofcom ducks

Ofcom did not argue that its orders were lawful in America. It argued it could not be sued there at all: as an arm of the British state, it claimed immunity under the US Foreign Sovereign Immunities Act.

In September 2026, Judge Rudolph Contreras agreed and dismissed the case. He never decided whether Ofcom had broken the US Constitution.

The sting in the tail

But the judge did not stop there. To collect its fines, Ofcom would need an American court, and that is where 4chan could raise its constitutional rights.

"American courts are not necessarily required to enforce foreign penal judgments."Judge Rudolph Contreras, US District Court, DC

US courts, he wrote, "generally decline to enforce foreign judgments that violate the United States Constitution". He pointed to Matusevitch v. Telnikoff (1995), in which a Washington court refused to enforce a British libel award because it clashed with the First Amendment.

Those remarks do not bind any future court. 4chan's lawyers still read them as a message to Ofcom: your reach stops at the American border.

Byrne & Storm said Ofcom had "ducked behind sovereign immunity" rather than defend its orders. "This situation is lawless, and only Congress can fix it."

In plain English

  1. Can 4chan sue Ofcom in America?No. The court said Ofcom is protected by sovereign immunity.
  2. Was Ofcom found to be in the right?No. The court never ruled on that.
  3. Can Ofcom collect in America?Only through a US court, which can refuse a foreign fine that breaks the Constitution.

£0Collected from 4chan.

Sources: Byrne & Storm statement, 15 September 2026 · Reclaim The Net · Preston Byrne

5Tuesday, 20 October 2026The Daily Whisker
Westminster

Ofcom: we may never collect

"If foreign courts decide to… try and get in our way, there will be a point at which we have to accept that we won't be able to recover that money."Dame Melanie Dawes, Ofcom chief executive, to MPs

Five weeks after the ruling, Ofcom's chief executive was asked about unpaid fines by the Commons Digital, Culture, Media and Sport Committee on 20 October.

Dame Melanie Dawes said Ofcom has issued 11 fines under the Online Safety Act. Two have been paid. She said Ofcom would chase the money as far as it could, but that the real test was whether companies changed their behaviour.

Preston Byrne posted the clip within the hour: "Ofcom admits defeat in the 4chan case." Ofcom, he wrote, "knows its jurisdiction ends where a foreign court's jurisdiction begins."

Four said no

Byrne says Ofcom has sent orders to about 200 American websites, and "only four of those sites, all of which are my clients, refused, and only one is 4chan."

What's next

Byrne expects Ofcom to ask a court for "business disruption measures", which would order British internet providers to block a site. His client, he says, has accepted it may be blocked in the UK.

In Washington, two bills would let Americans targeted by foreign censors sue them in US courts: the GRANITE Act and the HOMEFRONT Act. "We Americans have plenty more work to do on this side of the pond."

The scoreboard

Online Safety Act fines issued
11
Fines paid
2
American sites that refused
4
Hamsters sent
2

£520,000Still unpaid.

Sources: Preston Byrne on X · Preston Byrne on X · LBC · "Ofcom Concedes Defeat"

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